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listen up friends there are a lot of funny videos out there on the internet but personally i believe if you haven’t seen this one at least once you are truly missing out on something because the first time i watched it i laughed out loud for a solid fifteen minutes after it ended please enjoy
surprised and a lil disappointed by the sheer lack of captain america/doctor who crossovers considering bucky barnes literally took a companion on a date in the fuckin 1940s
#yes please give me these#also lets include captain jack#because seriously take a moment and imagine jack in the same room as steve and bucky#flirting his ass off#and bucky glaring at him with murder eyes#like dont you fucking touch steve#he is mine#and steve more or less oblivious to this silent dialogue going on around him#trying to be polite (via)
and then it results in a threesome
waIT NO OKAY LISTEN alright this is what happens jack has been slumming it since 1869 trying not to get too involved because that could result in bad things. but he decides to enlist in world war ii (just like he enlisted in every war since he showed up here because he didn’t want some idealistic kid to die when he could sign up in their place and if he got shot he’d be fine. and that takes just a little bit of guilt off of him) and since he’s in the us at this point, because he really can’t stay in any one place for a significant amount of time, of course he’s going to enlist in the us. and where does he get assigned but the 107th. where he meets bucky barnes, a draftee from brooklyn who happened to be able to shoot a rifle. and his heart sinks because he knows how this story ends (or, how it ended on earth circa 2005, anyway)
sometimes i think about the fact that draco malfoy was the master of the elder wand but he didn’t even know like ??? did he get anything out of it later ??? could he put it on his resume ??? did he make a t shirt that said ‘i was once the master of the most powerful wand in existence and all i got was this lousy t shirt’ and on the back it said ‘fuck you harry potter’ ??? maybe he starred in the wizarding world’s equivalent of a reality tv show revolving around the fact that he just bitches all day about the fact that he was wielder of this magnificently powerful wand AND IT WOULD BE NICE IF SOMEONE TOLD ME SCORPIUS GET FATHER ANOTHER FIREWHISKEY and aside from that it’s basically keeping up with the kardashians with magic ??? these are very important questions